I hope you brought your umbrella

April 2010

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Quote of the day

Coworker – “Okay so you know those big black ox that live under the ground in Lord of the Rings?” Me – “…” Me – “You mean Orcs?” Coworker – “Are you sure it’s not ox?” Me – “… Pretty sure.” BAHAHAHA. Oh man. That made my day.

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Fun times at the office

So one of the big head-honcho trainers for the company works here at the Calgary clinic, and he and I talk every few days to catch up with each other. Today, he came into my office and said, very chipperly, “So I was just at the convenience store across the street to pick up some […]

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What a week

God I hope next week goes like I hope… I need it to. Please please please

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I guess I should have learned by now

With my history of having males as friends, should know better by now than to think things can just be strictly platonic except in rare cases. I do have a few (one I am lucky enough to work with) who are fantastic, and offer great insight into the mind and mentality of men my age. […]

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Song of the Night

Demolition Lovers – My Chemical Romance Hand in mine, into your icy blues And then I’d say to you we could take to the highway With this trunk of ammunition too I’d end my days with you in a hail of bullets I’m trying, I’m trying To let you know just how much you mean […]

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Named Love

Once, there was a caterpillar named Love. She feasted on delicious leaves day after day, and grew big and strong. Soon enough she was so bursting with happiness that she was ready to make a rainbow chrysalis. She laid in waiting, resting comfortably on the tree that had nourished her for years. What she didn’t […]

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Quote of the Day

I can’t fix this from a phone I’m sorry you feel so alone It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” So far from home You keep calling and complaining that I just don’t care Would you say that if I was there? It’s that picture you keep […]

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Ink

Last night you held me in your arms, though they weren’t long enough to wrap around me and my baggage. But you did your best as I traced the stories down your arms and splayed across your chest. Now, as Dallas pours through the speakers in my mind, I cannot wrap my head around how […]

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Stop pretending that you care

It’s becoming laughable.

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Song of the night

Dressed to kill, you look so right I am drunk with lust tonight Your wounds are opening wide And they might be just my size Now I’m afraid of open water But I often bathe in sin Let’s be honest, you know you shouldn’t bother ‘Cuz with me, it’s impossible to win Dressed to kill, […]

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