I hope you brought your umbrella

August 2010

Archive For August 2010

What scares me the most

Is starting over…

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Bitch of the day

You know what irritates me to no end? When people post pictures of themselves giving the camera the middle finger. There is nothing classier than this show of grace and decorum. Twenty five extra points if there is a cigarette dangling from their mouth, fifty points for a bottle of alcohol, a hundred points for […]

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Song of the night

It’d be nice to go one night without finding a song that makes me cry. I would either like to fast-forward or rewind time for a while, please.

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Shining

The lights reflect off the sparkles of my gown but nothing outshines the smile on your face as you sweep me across the dance-floor, and subsequently, off my feet… You say that I have never looked so beautiful, you say that you have never felt so grand, and baby, with me at your side, you’re […]

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Intoxication

I’m drowning in your colours all over again, and your pigments inebriate my heart. Always, your eyes render me incapable of thought, of speech, of breathing… Thousands of miles away… where is your heart tonight? Does it beat for me at all anymore? Your fingers have a home intertwined with mine… So why can’t they […]

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XP Points

Beat me like the toughest boss, you know I like it rough. You leveled up for this? I wanted to be the princess you sought not the enemy you had to cheat to defeat. The scope you had set, the AK-47 you cradled, it was all to take me down and I never saw the […]

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Song of the night

Sexy sexy sexy. These guys opened up for Lady Gaga, and I’m basically in love. The lead singer (I’m such a sucker for the singers) has INCREDIBLE legs and can walk in high-heels better than most women I know, which both makes me jealous and impresses me.

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Watch this whole video, let laughter ensue

Filed under: Uncategorized by Ashley - 28 August 2010, 2 Comments

Dilation…

Okay, so the Lady Gaga concert last night was amazing. I would get more into it, but I was dilated right before I left work and it hurts to look at the computer, four damn hours later! What a hassle.

Filed under: Uncategorized by Ashley - 28 August 2010, 2 Comments

The last patient I saw…

Had hoop-earrings in each of his ears. He looked like a pirate. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRR, matey!

Filed under: Uncategorized by Ashley - 26 August 2010, 1 Comment