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Alright, two in the morning and I can’t sleep at all. I synced up my Ipod, deleted all the double and triple songs I had on Itunes, I downloaded about a hundred songs and transferred them (Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, Offspring, Blink 182, Eiffel 65, and NOFX, in case you were wondering. It’s 90′s night tonight.) I really wish I could call someone and chat, but since I am apparently the only one alive at this hour, I’ll just ramble.


This drastically improved my night though, enjoy:

And that

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Coworker – “Okay so you know those big black ox that live under the ground in Lord of the Rings?”
Me – “…”
Me – “You mean Orcs?”
Coworker – “Are you sure it’s not ox?”
Me – “… Pretty sure.”

BAHAHAHA. Oh man. That made my day.

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www.comixed.com

Hilaaaaarious!

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Happy snake

How friggin’ cute is that snake!? So happy! I mainly laughed because that’s how I look when I tell a lame joke. Love it!

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It starts off weird then ends in EPIC:
“Today, an old woman decided to bring a live chicken onto the crowded public bus I was on, and it shit all over my clothes. When I told her that she shouldn’t bring it on a bus or maybe get a cage for it or something, she told me to get a nose job. FML”

Bahahahhaha.

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For something to do while I wait patiently for charts to come to my door, I decided to peruse my spam comments. What fun!

The majority of them are for boring things like random drugs and payday loans and stuff, but lately I have been getting some crazy ones. “Gay animal porn,” “Grannie sex,” and “Gay phone chats.”

Keep it classy, spammers.

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Kids?

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It cuts off a tiny bit of the full skit, but this is one of my favourite things of all time <3

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If you have ever seen a Lady Gaga music video, you will definitely appreciate the humour. This totally made my week. I am still laughing! It is actually really well done and put together in a great way, and is not amateurish at all, so these guys put a lot of effort and thought into this, which makes it more hilarious and way better.

And… his nose is smaller than the real Lady Gaga.
<3

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